My World Cup of Tea for Two

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A young Dwight Yorke practices keepie uppies with an orange from his mothers stall.

Mrs Yorke: Dwight man, will yer stop playing fut-ball with me orangeeees man??!

Dwight: Chill out womaaaaan! One day are will be playing for the dee Soccer Warriors against the mighteee Engerland man and it will be dee proudest day of me life...sugar!!

Mrs Yorke: Ha ha are yous dreamin again Dwight boy!

Dwight: Nah Sugar! Yer reet man, it want be dee proudest day 'ave me life, dat will be when me and Andy Cole do the tree way ting wiv that girl from CD:UK ...Boi!!

So England are through to face either Germany or Equador, I dont know which I would prefer but Germany will be a nightmare, I cant take that kind of stress so early.

Korea won there first game and there were 10,000 Koreans out in force in Darling Harbour to watch them play. The Sydney council are not sure quite where they all came from seeing as the last cencus only reported 7,000 rooms in Sydney. I can only presume they didnt include cupboards, airing cupboards and outhouses. Wendy dressed up as a red cat with a knitted bonnet with cat ears and one Korean guy climbed a statue and fell off and ended up in hospital.

I seemed to of gotten swept up in the whole Socceroos hysteria and put $14 on Australia to beat Brazil and at 11-1 Im set to make my millions. I also put $3 Korea to beat France.

In other news Cooper gets back next week so we have a busy weekend planned. Sydney Harbour Brige walk Friday night, Saturday night on the tiles with our new found knowledge of Sydney nightlife (previous nights out resulted in going to Gay Clubs, Lesbian Nights and Night Clubs with 6,000 capacity and 11 people populating it.) So Cooper expect good things: real clubs filled with the beautiful people you see on Bacrdi adverts. Our weekend finishes with a Sunday night out with the Cast of Neighbours. We are going to be joined by Lyn Scully, Toadie and Paul Robinson (Mum even you will know him from the days when I would hide behind the green leather sofa because people were "kissing" on the telly...Such a conservative child)

Thats it really, Life is clear, the water is good. x