Living for the Weekend.......
Working all the time
Work is such a bind
Got some money to spend
Living for the weekend!
When it gets too much
I live for the rush
Got some money to spend
Living for the weekend!
Week one done at me new job. I work at a company called Australia Tower in the business development dept, Doing insurance actuaries and administration for annual and exit statements.............mmmmm, I can only presume its my many years of experience and expertise in this area that have lead me to this job. First day I sit down and they are like "do you know how to use the AS-400 system....Click.....uh......Groundhog day!"( the last sentence will only make sense to anyone who worked with me at Grass roots)
Actually its quite good and the folks in the office seem real nice, I work with a wee lass called Kirsty from Luton, I can't write anything about her because she knows about this site but I can say she likes boys for bestfriends, myspace.com and a band called Brighteyes. I have to wear a tie, I get to wear anything I like every Friday and I listened to my Ipod for 4hrs on Friday so I should be O.k.
So it's the weekend and they feel so much better when they are sandwiched between 5 days of hard to semi-hard graft and not between 5 days of going to bed at 2am, waking at 2pm, watching shoddy Australian telly...
( Aus T.V is exactly the same as ours in terms of content, except they have halved the budget, got less experienced actors, all the camp day time presenters are twice as gay, all the comedians are half as funny and even the news reporters seem less bothered about international current affairs..."In other news some Americans have found that terror bloke they were looking for.....Uh an Iraqi dude or summit.)"
..., watching John mope about the flat sneezing in the fridge and looking for some rope.
In other news Cooper has departed us and gone walkabout to do a little bit of traveling, but nay fear she will return sporting a suntan for all to see back home. So I may want to update you on who is in and out. Wendy is the only original girl here. Out have been Grace, Sue and Cooper. In are as follows:
Gloria: 26, Paul likes her cos she dresses quite well but reasonably smutty. She is also the one that wears a bit of plastic to the right of her nose to cover a bith mark!!! Have a very funny story about her, booze and falling a sleep on our couch but I will save that one for a rainy day. Speaks pretty good English and moved into our house cos she was being bullied by her previous Japanese Landlord/Flatmate. I went round her flat with her to pick some stuff up cos she was scared he would burn her with a lighter: Turns out he is just some jumped up Japanese boy with blonde hair who probably got bullied at school and because Gloria has an inner fear of anything (air, noises, doors closing, doors opening, Paul, Paul in his pants, Paul in a towel, shouting, Singing, Laughing and Paul) he took advantage. Paul does not know this but as I am typing this I've been informed that Gloria and William may be getting it on, The reason I probably have not noticed this is cos dating in Korea looks a lot like two people just sat in the same room and less like two free spirits joined in an eternal passion and love for each other. P.s Paul will be gutted, he is currently out buying a guitar, I hope this inspires him to write a bitter twisted ballad about women. ha ha
Lucy: 22 Is fundamentally pretty and actually quite nice, She speaks good English and I think she finds Pauls Underwear and burping habits disturbing, god knows why! However she and her friend (who we found out was in hospital with Herpes) have this annoying habit that you get with some Koreans. Lucy dated an Irish lad for a while (probably explains the afore mentioned.) Now this thing they do annoys the hell out of me but it is a bit difficult to explain: Basically Korean girls seem to think that cos they can speak english and/or they dated an English speaking person that makes them "way" cool and it means they tend to use a lot of idioms and say them in annoyng American accent. The one that annoys me the most is when they drink beer( this is 'way' cool also) they say "cheers bitch" but they say it "cheeeeerrrs Beeeee-atch."
Maria (NB: Possibly not her name) Age: Unknown: Seems nice, works on a market stall which is great, never really around. Isn't scared of Paul which is both good news and unusual.
Right doing one, Out to get some juice, paul and I went for Friday beers at the YHA last night and it all got a bit Dable dias Mone cherie petit poi une dejoune oooooohhhh if you know what I mean and If you dont then...........
Actually its quite good and the folks in the office seem real nice, I work with a wee lass called Kirsty from Luton, I can't write anything about her because she knows about this site but I can say she likes boys for bestfriends, myspace.com and a band called Brighteyes. I have to wear a tie, I get to wear anything I like every Friday and I listened to my Ipod for 4hrs on Friday so I should be O.k.
So it's the weekend and they feel so much better when they are sandwiched between 5 days of hard to semi-hard graft and not between 5 days of going to bed at 2am, waking at 2pm, watching shoddy Australian telly...
( Aus T.V is exactly the same as ours in terms of content, except they have halved the budget, got less experienced actors, all the camp day time presenters are twice as gay, all the comedians are half as funny and even the news reporters seem less bothered about international current affairs..."In other news some Americans have found that terror bloke they were looking for.....Uh an Iraqi dude or summit.)"
..., watching John mope about the flat sneezing in the fridge and looking for some rope.
In other news Cooper has departed us and gone walkabout to do a little bit of traveling, but nay fear she will return sporting a suntan for all to see back home. So I may want to update you on who is in and out. Wendy is the only original girl here. Out have been Grace, Sue and Cooper. In are as follows:
Gloria: 26, Paul likes her cos she dresses quite well but reasonably smutty. She is also the one that wears a bit of plastic to the right of her nose to cover a bith mark!!! Have a very funny story about her, booze and falling a sleep on our couch but I will save that one for a rainy day. Speaks pretty good English and moved into our house cos she was being bullied by her previous Japanese Landlord/Flatmate. I went round her flat with her to pick some stuff up cos she was scared he would burn her with a lighter: Turns out he is just some jumped up Japanese boy with blonde hair who probably got bullied at school and because Gloria has an inner fear of anything (air, noises, doors closing, doors opening, Paul, Paul in his pants, Paul in a towel, shouting, Singing, Laughing and Paul) he took advantage. Paul does not know this but as I am typing this I've been informed that Gloria and William may be getting it on, The reason I probably have not noticed this is cos dating in Korea looks a lot like two people just sat in the same room and less like two free spirits joined in an eternal passion and love for each other. P.s Paul will be gutted, he is currently out buying a guitar, I hope this inspires him to write a bitter twisted ballad about women. ha ha
Lucy: 22 Is fundamentally pretty and actually quite nice, She speaks good English and I think she finds Pauls Underwear and burping habits disturbing, god knows why! However she and her friend (who we found out was in hospital with Herpes) have this annoying habit that you get with some Koreans. Lucy dated an Irish lad for a while (probably explains the afore mentioned.) Now this thing they do annoys the hell out of me but it is a bit difficult to explain: Basically Korean girls seem to think that cos they can speak english and/or they dated an English speaking person that makes them "way" cool and it means they tend to use a lot of idioms and say them in annoyng American accent. The one that annoys me the most is when they drink beer( this is 'way' cool also) they say "cheers bitch" but they say it "cheeeeerrrs Beeeee-atch."
Maria (NB: Possibly not her name) Age: Unknown: Seems nice, works on a market stall which is great, never really around. Isn't scared of Paul which is both good news and unusual.
Right doing one, Out to get some juice, paul and I went for Friday beers at the YHA last night and it all got a bit Dable dias Mone cherie petit poi une dejoune oooooohhhh if you know what I mean and If you dont then...........
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