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Monday, April 17, 2006

Careful what you wish for Thomas

Don: Hey Napoleon, What did you do all last summer?

Napoleon: I told you I spent it with my uncle in Sydney hunting flats.

Don: Did you find any?

Napoleon: Yes, Like 50 of 'em. They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon: A frickin' 12 gauge. What do you think?

For regular viewers of the "findtom" show you may note that when talking of the type of flat mate I have encountered so far in our flat hunt I said and I quote: " to be sub-standard or occupied by a family of eight Koreans." Huh well "cough, cough" Sorry just choking on my slice of humble pie, Paul and I have now found ourselves a flat for ourselves and Cooper, Pauls friend from England.

Our new housemates are....Seven Koreans ha ha ha and get this the advert included the following: "Nice share flat, $140 p/w, bills included and free rice." So that was the deal breaker.

Its really nice, new, clean and spacious with timber floors and great views of Sydney, It is in the CBD of Sydney on a Pitt St and has a swimming pool, gym, squash court, spa and sauna.

So we move in Friday the 21st which is great as Cooper gets here on the 20th so we are all set.


Tom and Paul spotted a flat, all Paul had to do now was woo the Koreans with his cake

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