Movers and Shakers, Evictions in the Chunky Sister House

Said in a geordie accent whilst viewing edited clips of the Chunky Sister house (Our Big Brother)..."Day 21 in the Chunky Sister house and two housemates have been evicted, Sue from Seoul and Grace from Korea have been evicted"....

Well well G and Sue are leaving, why you ask, well Sue has been told to leave cos she hasn't been going to University (she missed three days!!! Imagine if that was the same at my Uni) and Grace well we are unsure as to why but we think she misses her family and or she hasn't got a job yet so her old man is fed up with funding her day trips to the beach.

So as of this Sunday we will probably have two new housemates, probably Korean but we can keep our fingers crossed hey.

In other news it has been a good week for Australian employment statistics. Wendy, Paul and I have all got jobs, though Wendy is the only one that has actually started. Wendy has got a job in a Sushi bar in Bondi and is proudly using her newly learned English ( or Englisheeeee as they say despite numerous explanations from "Teacher Tom.") Paul has a job working for a train company which is all good except for I can't see him working with the sea of backpacking hotties he had hoped for and rather more likely it will be Ted and Peter, two retired train enthusiasts from North Adelaide. I on the other hand start on Friday at a job were I think I'm gonna be out of my depth but I'll just try and blag it for as long as.

Lastly housemate John's behaviour is becoming more and more irrational, such as:

• John leans on, and tickles me more and more as the days go by much to my anoyance.

• He does not like it when I surf the net and watch T.V, he informs me that I must pick one of the two.

• Paul and my throwing away of recyclable products causes poor John much dismay, So much infact that the other day he knocked on the shower door to inform me that I should not of thrown a sauce jar away and should of infact recycled it.

• John is desperate for a woman, sorry this is an understatemeant. In Korea there is a saying: "A man is thirsty" means a man is desperate for a woman. If a man is "hungary" this means he is very very desperate, the other Koreans in the house inform me that John is infact starving. Anyway John believes that if he comes out clubbing with Paul and I we will somehow be able to set him up with any number of women that he so wishes. On saturday I informed John that I could not go out with him because I didn't want to spend too much money till I had a job. John then went and got a crate of beer and got so drunk that he was sick and tried to give me $100 to go out with him.

• Lastly and this is my fave John moment, John has decided (and these are his words) that if he dyes his hair blonde it will make him more "interesting" and "attractive." At first I thought this would be mental and tried to sway him not to, then I thought sod it.

Jin has also decided to dye his hair grey!!! Im not sure why, especially as I think he is on the verge of getting a new girlfriend. Jin is slowly becoming more and more open and humerous. It turns out that he was beaten by his computer gaming boss!! Anyway I will post photos of the whole hair dyeing process and the final product.