KOKO'S SEND ENGLISH MAN LOCO

A group of Korean people sent an Englishman crazy this week in the CBD area of Sydney, Australia. The Englishman thought to be Tom Briant, 23 from the Hertfordshire area of England is on his travels in Australia. One onlooker Rik.E.Martin said "It looked like he was living la vida loca." It is suspected that the Koreans live with the young backpacker and as a result have sent him slightly mental as a result. Police are monitoring the situation carefully and a possible arrest is thought imminent.

So yes, the Koreans are doing my head in but more on that in a second. Firstly I will update you on the in and outs of of the house. John (aka my boyfriend) has left to go tree planting in Melbourne, for a man who like to get at least 18 hours of being horizontal a day I cant imagine this is the job for him, any way he has left and rang me the other day for a casual chat as friends do, He claims he planted 10,000 tress in one day, I somewhat doubt this and would of thought I would of heard about the fact that Australia were planning on recreating the Amazon rainforest in Brunswick, Melbourne. So Johns out.

Will (aka Slimeball, grease face, Oooooohhhh let me touch your body) has moved into the room with Tai and Jin. I'm not sure his girlfriend Lucy is too pleased seeing as he did have his own room. His own room which has a double bed is now inhabited by Maria and new girl.....Uh can't remember her name but I was told she was Maria's sister ( lets just say I feel safer with her in the house...Unit) turns out its not her sister its just a mate but they are quite happy to share a bed. So thats back to the normal 10 right..oh no there was one more to vacate Maria's now empty bed in the girls room.

New girl is called Bhoy Hyung, she honestly looks about 13 much to someone's delight, she is actually 26!! You could blow her over she is so small and she is straight out of Korea, she can not speak much, I mean any English. We had a house meeting the other day for cleaning and the topic of choosing her an English name came up. Paul chose Britney and hasn't stopped calling her that since. So Britney it is. I just call her Hyung Bhoy, Young Boy or little fella much to my own amusement. So we have 11, Wendy is leaving to move in with her little work friend so no doubt we will have someone in Wendys bed as soon as she rolls over.

Right now for the annoyance that is the lads I live with. Its been accumulating for a while. William is a...He is a bit of a sleaze, self confessed lazy tw#t. It all started when he had a go at at Paul for using the tumble dryer for too long. Then Kim, Lee, Jin and Tai asked me if I wanted to be in a football team with them and then planned out formations and the like and said we needed practices. So I casually said yeah sure I'll play. Anywho Saturday comes and Paul I didn't go to practice, partly cos we could not be bothered and partly cos we could not be bothered. Anyway the lads have not spoken to me since. Acting rather juvenile. They have stopped coming to my lessons. So on Thursday when they asked if there was a lesson I told em to go swing. I may be poorer but the free time is good and Ill get some new students just to piss them off.

Awwww how therapeutic blogging is....uh...this one time when I was at church this man...he touched me...ha ha only joshing, love to all byeeeeeeeee