So Im back where it all started

Skint, Slightly Tanned and very very tired I arrived back in Melbourne, The final destination in my 11 months and 10 days in Australia. So with my return to England imminent I ask the following question:

Who the effing jeffing hell on earth is Donny Tourette? and Why oh Why people have I not heard of hime before, A middle class twat who thinks he is Sid Vicious, Im sure I am meant to have read about him the Sun website by now (www.thesun.co.uk for all those interested) in the Bizzare section.

But seriously after flying from Alice Springs to Darwin and then hanging around own my own in an airport for 10 yes 10 hours I flew to Mekbourne for a fews in the sun (surprising) and tommorrow I fly home, to be honest I have lost all will to continue writing this as god willing Ill be home Sunday and can tell you all about it face to face -

So Yeah thats its, Its been wicked, Cheers Paul, Cheers John Howard, Cheers Kim, Cheers Supermarkets for not selling booze, Cheers Ponting for being so good at Cricket. Heres to my Return, Heres to good food, Good telly , Great beer, Greater Football and great company.

In a bit

Tom